Within a showcase on the upper level of the Melbourne Cricket Ground rests a vibrant pink suit performed in by the entertainer. The concert in front of a massive crowd of spectators was hailed as a success.
It's possible you enjoy Robbie Williams. Maybe you feel he is the ultimate present to music known to man. You might take a reasonable stance, admitting that some songs are excellent while others are poor.
The point being is that enjoyment can take many forms. Tastes vary. There is not a single method to craft music or even five-day cricket.
The Peerless Spectrum of Test Cricket
The five-day game boasts peerless complexity. It's difficult to think of another sport where the outcome is so dictated by external factors.
The climate, the hour of play, the ball – the factors are countless. Crucially is the playing surface.
If the format is art, the pitch is the blank slate on which the players paint their masterpiece.
A Broken-Down Battle: The Melbourne Spectacle
The fourth Ashes Test between the old rivals was Test cricket cubism, the great game broken apart and reconstructed in a bizarre shape.
Let's be clear, this isn't a endorsement of the wicket which resulted in a win and the another sub-three-day finish of the series.
Leaving excessive grass on the wicket, leading to numerous dismissals falling in less than six sessions, is not an even battle between bat and ball.
A Diverse Legacy: The Nature of Test Cricket
But any suggestion this was a diminished spectacle, one that should be qualified as illegitimate, is wide of the mark.
The long game is a diverse canvas, over two thousand matches and counting. Sometimes, as seen at the MCG, the cricket ball behaves unpredictably for the fast men. Other times, it grips and turns on a dust bowl. At other venues, the pitch is flat as a pancake, other times it bounces unevenly.
The close matches are particularly captivating owing to the time made in other matches.
Problem Solving: The True Test
Some factors are accepted more easily than others.
The argument in during the match was that the equilibrium was tipped too far towards the attack. That the skilled individuals were hindered from demonstrating their skill.
This level of cricket is about adapting to challenges – assessing the situation and responding accordingly. The top two individual innings were made by recognized batters. One team was less disciplined than the other, and thus lost.
Unbridled Joy: For Those Who Waited
Try telling the fans who have experienced 18 winless matches that this wasn't compelling.
In one section of the stadium, thousands waved their flags and created an atmosphere, generating a festive mood in a bastion of sport.
There was hope as the fielding side dominated, impetus when players responded, and rapturous celebration when the win was secured.
Polar Opposites: The Spectrum of Test Matches
The MCG has previous experience with difficult wickets. In the past, a match there featured a pitch with the excitement of a a non-event.
That contest was a grind, with few wickets and interminable tedium. This recent match and that drawn affair are polar opposites of the scale – both are not perfect, yet value can be ascribed to both.
Deep into the series into the ongoing battle, it is the quick finishes that will be most remembered in the collective consciousness.
"It's not the demise of Test cricket at all," observed a veteran. "Fans who have been fortunate to see these short time have been treated to some genuine drama. An unusual spectacle."
Signs of Progress: Looking Ahead
In the lead-in to this Test, the skipper spoke like a man carrying the enormous pressure on his back.
The players responded for him, reinstating the joy to his face.
Emerging talents performed with crucial roles. These are incremental gains, not nearly enough to guarantee long-term futures, but a foundation to build on.
Ultimately, this Melbourne victory joins other memorable performances in meaningless games.
As the fans left into a beautiful night, the squad congregated on the turf to begin their own celebrations.
Enjoy the drink, boys. This victory was hard-fought.